If you ever try and make a serious argument about why Hannibal is a “misunderstood cutie” then there is no hope left for you
shavingryansprivates: fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life
sstain: If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
mywickedway: i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me
kingcheddarxvii: Some people do not believe in Lil B. They think he is fake and that his music can be explained with “science”. They will say, “oh that is not rap. that is poetry spoken over a rhythm. where is your based god now” and I say no. Don’t believe those lies. Lil B is real and he is my friend and he loves you so deeply. Accept Lil B into ur heart
httyd is still one of my favorite movies no matter what sobs into toothlesw
theweepyfox: geometricdeathtrap: So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work I want this on a shirt.
sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
drdavidbrinner: hormonequeen: drdavidbrinner: reminder that Karkat and Equius are the only two trolls who have never attempted murder Equius killed people all the time to feed Feferi’s lusus I made you a guide
bongbabe: I have been treating you like the bandage when you might actually be the wound.
i will do a thing
dudewhereismytardis: okay so if you reblog this (likes don’t count) i’ll draw/make an original character based on your blog, maybe they won’t even be human, maybe they’ll be a robot or an alien or a squid (but probably humanoid)
IM GOING TO GET 5 HOURS OF SLEEP GOODNIGHT
what the fuck when did it become 3 o’clock
mushroooms: i dont actually have a penis if you open my pants one of those things from Tremors will jump out and spit acid on your face and boom youre dead, kiddo
nothingman: Whenever a comedian or performer says they aren’t going to say bitch or make jokes about rape after having their first daughter, I always imagine them running around shouting at people in the hospital “Dude I just figured out WOMEN ARE PEOPLE”
fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
rodneykong: ghostgif: 98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
homobeans: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
pechyenka: basically the shorter you are the angrier you are
We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.